Chief Security Officer Found Sleeping on the Job
Posted by Mitchell Hamilton on
- BREAKING NEWS - Initial reports coming out of the Combat Coffee + Tea office is that the Chief Security Officer, Lady Arabella Leigh Wigglebottom, has been caught sleeping on the job. An anonymous source has confirmed that this is definitely not the first time that this has happened but did say that Ms. Wigglebottom apologized with a face lick before promptly falling back asleep.
